# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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