Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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