She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
