Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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