Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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