so that wasnt chicken after all
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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