HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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