ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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