If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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