i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I am naked and annoyed.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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