Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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