i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
