Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
