the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
this is an emotional support booty call
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
we should paint friendship bongs
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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