Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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