Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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