Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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