so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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