i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize