Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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