Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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