therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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