that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
It was confusing and full of hummus
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
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