so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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