I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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