why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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