Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Randomize
