if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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