This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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