He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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