...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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