but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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