Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
