D3 body, D1 cock
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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