Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
