U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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