I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
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