did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
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