so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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