So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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