I got chris browned last night
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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