dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Randomize
