it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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