i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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