It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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