Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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