So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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