i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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