I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
do herpes really smell.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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