I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Just pee around me
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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